1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,210 Do you know what? It's got a beautiful action. 2 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,319 Right, stop smelling him, Robin. 3 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,080 He's got a hell of a grip. Thank you. 4 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:16,119 Ah, any sign of him your side, Sam? 5 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,319 Nothing yet, no. 6 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,719 IN MOCK SCOUSE ACCENT: All right there? 7 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,039 Think thah's for me. 8 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,639 Thah's for me, that is, la'. 9 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,599 What accent are you trying to do, Rachel? 10 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,879 Well, that's... Your one, your accent, Sue. 11 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,399 Oh,. It's quite good, no? 12 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,199 Oh, you don't need to do the voice, surely. 13 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,599 Of course she does. Well, of course. 14 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,399 The postman's not going to hand over the sewing machine 15 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,039 if he doesn't think your mother lives in that house, Amy. 16 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,879 I do live in that house, la'. 17 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,879 Stop saying la'. That's... 18 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:39,919 And you've got to be more glossal, babe, OK? 19 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:41,119 You've got to activate the glossal. 20 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,919 So, like... IN MOCK SCOUSE ACCENT: Me shirt's all sticky. 21 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,719 Stiggy? Me shirt, it's sticky... 22 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,759 You sound like Kermit the frog. Me shirt, under me arms. 23 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:49,959 I mean... I mean... That was even worse. 24 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,919 Why would I need to say that? "My shirt's all sticky." 25 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,719 My own son can't do the accent. Honestly. 26 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,879 Yeah, I can. Our family's lost all connection to home. 27 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,639 I can do the accent... MIMICKING: All connection to home. 28 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,799 ..Mum, all right? All connection to home. 29 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,199 That was good, wasn't it? All connection to home. No. 30 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,959 Don't mock me, Rachel. 31 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,439 Don't moch me. Moch, moch. 32 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,679 That's it, that's it. Moch me. 33 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,159 Stop it! Yeah, can we just calm down. Just calm down. 34 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,679 THEY LAUGH 35 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,679 Just get... Let's just get Granny to say it's her house, 36 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,119 if you need someone who can do the accent. 37 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,279 That's not a bad idea actually, Sue. I...I'm terrible at accents. 38 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,439 It's not a... It's your accent, Mum! 39 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,399 Yeah. Yeah, it's easy, just... 40 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,479 Just wait in the driveway for the postman 41 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,359 and then tell him that you're Anne Abbot 42 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:29,879 and you're expecting a parcel. 43 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,999 An abbot? I can't pretend to be an abbot, not in these clothes. 44 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,079 No. No, no, no. As in the person I sent it to 45 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:36,919 is called Anne Abbot. 46 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,679 Oh, my God, why lie at all? 47 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,399 Why not just knock on the door and confront the people who scammed you? 48 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,679 Because they could be gangsters, Amy. 49 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,439 Because he's scared, basically. Dad. 50 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:45,639 And they would be armed. 51 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:46,719 Some policeman you are. 52 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,799 Postie, dad. He's there right now! 53 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,319 Oh, my God, quickly. 54 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,399 Er, what shall we do? What shall we do, Paul? 55 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,079 Er... Quickly, what? Abort, abort. No. No abort. Yes abort. 56 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,759 No, don't, no. Heads down. 57 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,719 Oh, God, hide. Hide. Head down, head down, head down. 58 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,239 We've been compromised. 59 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,399 Aw. I know. Very cute. 60 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,839 I know. 61 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,919 Aw. He's so gorgeous, Cheryl. 62 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,759 Mm, he's got my face. 63 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,639 He has. And my thighs. Sensational thighs. 64 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:12,679 But he has got Robin's weird long toes. 65 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,039 Yeah, he has, yeah. 66 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,599 And he's got my vibe as well, apparently. Aw. 67 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,399 Vibe? What vibe is that? 68 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,679 Just that he's, you know, a bit much, can be, when he's awake. 69 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,319 Yeah. Yeah. Aw. 70 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,319 What made you go for Atlas as a name? 71 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,199 Well... I mean, I love it. 72 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,159 We just saw it in a book, yeah. 73 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,159 Which book? Was it an atlas? 74 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,759 No, like a baby names book. 75 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,879 Yeah, no, name-wise, it was between Atlas, 76 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,759 Lion, Lord, 77 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,799 Granite, Wonder or Magic. 78 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,319 Yeah. OK. Yeah. 79 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,639 Great. I think you chose well, in that case. 80 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:47,079 Yeah, we did. Thank you so much. 81 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,519 And we got a little cuddly Earth for him. 82 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,879 Because Atlas. Ah, I love it. 83 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,799 Yeah, he's got the whole world in his hands. 84 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,799 Yes, very appropriate, that is, isn't it? 85 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,839 And is that little toy bin thing for him an' all? 86 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,119 What's that? That's a... Oh, no, that's mine. 87 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,199 OK. That's mine. What? Yeah. But it's tiny. 88 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,239 Yeah, he got scammed. I didn't get scammed. 89 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,359 Oh,. I wanted a garden waste bin, right? Mm. 90 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,479 And the council were going to charge me 50 quid for it, 91 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,839 so I went online, and... Got scammed. 92 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,919 No, I didn't check the dimensions. 93 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,359 Yeah, I mean I'll find a use for it. 94 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,919 Yeah, if you want to chuck away one blade of grass at a time. 95 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,319 Yeah, whatever. THEY LAUGH 96 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,519 Ah, very good. Oh, Paul, you gullible goon. 97 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,559 THEY LAUGH Yeah. 98 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,959 Well, you can talk, Mum. 99 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,359 It's far more sophisticated than the scam you fell for. 100 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,719 Oh, no, Sue, what happened? 101 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,239 Oh, was it one of those fake coppers, 102 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:36,079 demanding your bank details? Oh. It wasn't a scam. 103 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,759 What...what was it? Yeah, right. 104 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,719 She paid a window cleaner who came to the door 105 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,839 �40 in advance cos he needed to go and buy sponges. 106 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,079 Oh. 107 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,439 Sue, that does not sound good. 108 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,999 That's a right steal, that. But Colin will be back. 109 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,679 As soon as he's got his Japanese sponges... His what? 110 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,119 ..he'll clean your yucky old windows. Yeah, right. 111 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:55,439 Oh, yeah, they're minging. Yeah. 112 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:56,599 DOORBELL RINGS Oh,. Ah! 113 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,319 There he is, you see? Doorbell! 114 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,839 Oh, as if. Sam, get dressed. You've got school this afternoon. 115 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,959 I know. I will. 116 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,479 Erm... Oh, don't do the arms. 117 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,919 Wow. Guess who just got scouted. 118 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,559 Scouted? What? What do you mean? 119 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,719 Oh, God, she's been walking like that the whole way here. 120 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,679 It's taken us ages. Take it in, suckers! 121 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:17,599 Take a good, long look...at Bedford's next top model. 122 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,719 What's all this? What? 123 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,799 Well, you know how you've been saying I'll never get a job 124 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,239 moping about the shopping centre? Mm. 125 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,959 Well, egg on your face, 126 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,519 because I just got scouted outside Superdrug, 127 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,919 by Blue Diamond Models UK. 128 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,919 Never heard of 'em. Oh, well done, Amy. 129 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,879 I mean, she literally didn't do anything. 130 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,039 Well, OK. Thanks, Granny. 131 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,679 Er, Sue, these were at the door for you. 132 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,319 Oh, thanks, my love. 133 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,559 I can't believe this. 134 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:44,239 I am always outside that Superdrug and I have never been scouted once. 135 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:48,079 Well, they probably think you already are a model, though, babe. 136 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,679 It's true, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It is. 137 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,039 Oh, actually, Mum, can I borrow the sewing machine? 138 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,999 I need to fix my clean shirt for the head shots. 139 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,119 Well, you'll have to be quick cos I'm about to sell it on eBay. 140 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,359 But, Amy, you're not really going to be a model. 141 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,399 Yeah, of course. Why not? Darren said it's guaranteed work. 142 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,559 I just need to front the head shot costs and I'll be off to castings. 143 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,279 Paris, here I come, baby. 144 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,239 Front the head shots. How much is that? 145 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,839 Er, like, three hundred quid? Right. 146 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,239 Oh, my... Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! 147 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,719 What? Ding, ding, ding! 148 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,439 No? Ding, ding! What you doing? 149 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,239 That's alarm bells... Oh. Yeah. ..everyone. 150 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:18,719 No. In what way? 151 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,839 Well, since when does a proper modelling agency 152 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:22,039 ask for money up front? 153 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,439 No, this one's proper. 154 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,359 Darren's legit, right? Mm. Darren... 155 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,319 Well, I mean, it was a bit weird that he had a card reader on him. 156 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,359 Ah-ha! But maybe. 157 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,479 Look, I mean I'm going to stick to my actual job that involves, 158 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,239 you know, my brain. 159 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,719 But if you want to be a human coat hanger, then, sure, 160 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,399 knock yourself out. What, so you were scouted, too? 161 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,839 Yeah, we both were. Oh, well, then it's definitely a scam, then. 162 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,039 Well, that's... Whoa! Erm, excuse me. 163 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,759 No, I didn't... No, I didn't mean like that. 164 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,399 Didn't mean like that. Mia, you are gorgeous, right? You're fit. 165 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,159 Don't say that. Fit? Make it worse. 166 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,799 All I'm saying is, it sounds like Darren Dimante... 167 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,039 Diamante. Yeah. ..wasn't being very picky. 168 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:58,159 No offence. None taken. 169 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,839 You have no idea what you're talking about. 170 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:01,359 It's not a scam. I'm doing it. 171 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,359 Well, don't come crying to me when you need to file a police report. 172 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,199 Why would I report it to Billy No Mates in the basement anyway? 173 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,919 THEY LAUGH He's not in the basement. 174 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,279 Wrong, wrong. 175 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,719 Not any more. I have been assigned field work as of today. 176 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,759 Yeah, also, Rachel does know what she's talking about, Ames, 177 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,439 because, yes, she used to be a model herself. 178 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,119 Yeah, I wasn't going to mention it. What? Really? 179 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,159 Did you? Yes. I wasn't going to mention that. 180 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,319 Oh, Rach! 181 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,439 Oh, my God, how embarrassing. Yeah, briefly, briefly. 182 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,959 Oh, you mean like when they use real women as models? 183 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,159 That one of them? Yeah. No, not like that. 184 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,319 We've still got the magazines knocking about somewhere. 185 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,559 BOTH: Magazines?! Yeah, yeah. A couple, yeah. Yeah. 186 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,439 You were in magazines? 187 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,399 Yeah, no, I was, yeah, so, you know, I'm... 188 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,119 I'm well-placed to know that the modelling industry can be 189 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,559 exploitative and gross, so stay well away from it. 190 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:48,239 Trust me. Actually, babe, we should get Atlas into modelling. 191 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,719 The state of him. 192 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,639 Oh, my God, yeah, he would smash it. 193 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,679 Yeah, well, that's basically the opposite of what I was just saying. 194 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,359 Oh, he is a beautiful baby, to be fair. 195 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,119 And the rest, babe. I mean, look at him. 196 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,999 This little fittie needs to get to market right now. 197 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,639 In fact, I might take him out in to the jardin and do a few candids, 198 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,039 now he's awake. Yeah, well, take some of me as well. 199 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,719 Course I will. Madonna and child. 200 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:10,319 Oh, could you wash my shirt, then, Granny, if I bring it over? 201 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,439 Granny? 202 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,519 Uncle Eric's died. 203 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,839 What? Oh, Granny. 204 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,199 What's that, Mum? Uncle Eric. 205 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,999 Died last year. 206 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,559 92, he was. 207 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,679 No-one even told me. 208 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,920 Oh, Mum. 209 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,399 Is he...? 210 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,719 Who is he? 211 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:30,599 My dad's younger brother. 212 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,679 Right. He lived with us when I was a girl. 213 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,319 Oh. 214 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,999 Oh, dear, they want me to go up there. 215 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,399 Would you come with me, Paul? 216 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,119 To Liverpool? 217 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,879 I mean, ideally not. 218 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,959 Who wants you to go there, Sue? 219 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,359 The solicitor. 220 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:49,439 I'm an executor of his estate, apparently. 221 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,079 Estate? What...what kind of estate? 222 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,319 Well, now you're interested. 223 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,839 It's not going to be a National Trust one, is it? 224 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,239 Well, we don't know. OK. 225 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,719 And, not wanting to sound callous, 226 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,079 but would it be worth our while going there? 227 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,919 Yeah, that sounds very callous. 228 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,599 Well, of course it would. 229 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,079 We could go down Memory Lane, see the old house. 230 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,799 We'll show you where you come from. 231 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,119 I'd actually love to do that. Oh. 232 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,879 We could stay a few days, make a trip of it. Yeah. 233 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,839 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 234 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:21,079 Mum, we're...we're not going on holiday to Liverpool. 235 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,959 Why not? 236 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,319 Well, holidays should be somewhere warm. 237 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,119 And nice. And we can't afford it. 238 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,759 Yeah, and we can't afford it...crucially. 239 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,879 You should've led with that. That's the main reason. 240 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,479 Maybe... Why don't you call the solicitor 241 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,319 and ask what we've been left, 242 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,359 and we'll discuss it when I'm back from work, OK? 243 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,599 I'm happy to go with you, Granny. 244 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,239 Well, you're just happy to miss school, Sam. 245 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,159 Er, school, Sam! Yeah, I... 246 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,399 Get dressed! Come on! Wow. 247 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:48,599 Go, now! 248 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,519 Mum, slow down... Speed bump! 249 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,119 Oh, God. 250 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,359 How does it take you 40 minutes to get some clothes on? 251 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,839 It wasn't that long. 252 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,559 Is that Dad? What? 253 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:59,519 What's he doing? Is it? 254 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:00,839 Yeah. 255 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,399 83... 256 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,439 Why don't you just talk to the postman? 257 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,159 It's the rules. 258 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,359 I'm not allowed to apprehend a criminal on my own. Ugh... 259 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,639 I have to call for backup. 260 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,039 Well, so we just let someone scam us, do we? Great. 261 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:15,679 Well, look, it was only a sewing machine, Rachel. 262 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,639 What? It's not as if they stole one of your kidneys. 263 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,079 Here we go, then. 264 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,119 Paul, number 89 - we're here, look. 265 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:25,239 Oh. This is it. 266 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,119 Here? As in the... 267 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,359 This place? 268 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,879 Yep. 89, Kinbury Road. 269 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,839 Come on, then. Oh. 270 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,479 Sorry, this is what? Granny's old house. 271 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:37,559 Oh, no. 272 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:39,239 This was the living room here. 273 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,759 Oh, OK. Yeah. 274 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,039 And our kitchen was similar to theirs, actually. 275 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,759 Really? Less, you know, chicken. 276 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,199 Well, yeah, that makes sense, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 277 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,719 Yeah. And the furniture was all different back then, of course. 278 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,319 Mm, yeah, no, sure. 279 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,879 Do yous want anything? 280 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:58,879 Oh. Oh, no, sorry, no. We're just er, browsing, thank you, yeah. 281 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,919 I used to live here. 282 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,879 What, in here? 283 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,919 I mean, before it was a restaurant, obviously. 284 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,319 Restaurant? 285 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:09,119 W...would I be able to have a look back there? 286 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,199 It used to be my bedroom. 287 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,439 Oh. 288 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,799 I wouldn't. 289 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,719 Oh, right. But why's that? 290 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:18,639 Well, presumably because it's unspeakably awful back there, Mum. 291 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,079 Probably. 292 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,879 Can I get the, er, popcorn chicken, please? No. 293 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:22,999 No, Sam, we're not stopping. 294 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,959 We've got to be at the solicitor's in 20 minutes, so... 295 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,759 It's fine, it's ready now. We don't make it fresh. 296 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,719 Oh, that is a great selling point. 297 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,119 Cool, thanks, man. 298 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,599 Popcorn chicken. 299 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,039 Ah. 300 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,799 It's like two different things, isn't it? You know. 301 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,920 It's like saying lettuce beef. 302 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,199 Not really. 303 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,399 Sorry about him. 304 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,279 28 in a 20. Is against the law, Rachel. 305 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,639 Oh, whatever. Whatever. Don't blame the operative. 306 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,719 The operative - the guy crouching in a bin? 307 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,239 Near a bin, not in a bin! 308 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,479 I'm not the grumpy Muppet from Sesame Street. 309 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,799 No. Oscar the Grouch? Yeah. 310 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,919 You're the creepy muppet catching a mum on the school run. 311 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,999 Not creepy. Look at that. Aren't they sparkly? 312 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,039 I told you he'd come back, didn't I? 313 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,559 Ah! 314 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,919 Yeah. No. 315 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,239 Colin's doing a good job, Mum. I stand corrected. 316 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,439 Yes, thank you, Sue. 317 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,439 At least someone is actually helping this family. 318 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:14,879 It's the Japanese sponges. You could eat your dinner off that. 319 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:18,199 Mm. I mean, you'd have to be quick, and choose a fairly adhesive food. 320 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,719 Like an omelette. I was going to say omelette. Yeah, nice one, mate. 321 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:22,959 Ah, noodles, maybe. 322 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,439 Oh, Paul... Sticky rice. 323 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,799 ..the solicitor got back to me up in Liverpool. 324 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:30,319 Go on. Uncle Eric has left me a painting. 325 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,999 A painting?! 326 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,959 Well, who's it by? Who's it by? 327 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,719 Well, it's not going to be a Rembrandt, is it? 328 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,319 Well, it might be one of the old Masters. 329 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,279 Oh, my God. We don't know. Stop being so grasping. 330 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,319 If you want more money, stop giving speeding tickets to your own family. 331 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,359 Yeah, or stop speeding. 332 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,159 28 isn't... Oh! 333 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,959 What's that? OK, it's only Robin. 334 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,319 Are you all right? And Cherry. 335 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,559 Oh, gawd! I thought it was open. 336 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:54,359 What's all that about, then? Oh, yeah, Colin came back. 337 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:57,679 Ah. Those windows are as clean as a fish's willy. 338 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,119 They really are. A what? 339 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,679 Is that... That's not a saying, is it? 340 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,279 Well, now, dollop of humble pie for table one, I think, Paulo. 341 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,279 Look at that! The guy's a glass whisperer. 342 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,479 You could eat your dinner off that. 343 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,119 I know, yeah, so long as it's something sticky. 344 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,239 Sure. Porridge, choccy mousse, er... 345 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,239 Yeah, we were thinking omelette. Love omelette. Yeah. 346 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,079 Oh, Cheryl, you look like an American superstar. 347 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,759 Oh. You really do. 348 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,239 Are those crocodile skin leggings? 349 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,639 Oh, croggings, yeah, cheers. 350 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,839 And since when have you been wearing glasses, then? 351 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,079 No, no, look, they're clear. Ah! 352 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,599 Atlas has got a casting later, 353 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,599 so we wanted to look a bit more media, you know? 354 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,639 Latte, please, ciao. THEY LAUGH WEAKLY 355 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,719 So, what, have you got him an agent? 356 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:36,799 No, no, just like there's this advert doing like open auditions. 357 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,199 I'm his agent. Look at this. Robin Hankey, CEO, 358 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,839 Hot Tots Talent Management. Ciao. 359 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,239 Oh. Hot Tots. Ciao. 360 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,759 So you've started your own agency? 361 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,879 Ah, well, yes, I've printed out ten business cards, so, I mean, 362 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,479 I guess I've just... Committed fraud? 363 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,399 Minor fraud, Sam. Very minor. 364 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,919 Don't bang me up, officer. 365 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,319 No, you joke. He would, you know. 366 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,079 He's already given me a speeding ticket. 367 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,839 Oh, you dirty nark! 368 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,319 I didn't know it was her! 369 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,119 I was just pointing the gun at any fast car. 370 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,759 She was the one doing 28 in a 20. Don't blame me. 371 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,119 Fair play, Rach, the gun don't lie. 372 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,239 Yeah. Well... Yeah. DOORBELL RINGS 373 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:08,799 Doorbell! Gun don't lie. 374 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,239 Someone! All right. 375 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,919 What kind of advert is it? 376 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,639 Will Atlas have any lines? 377 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,719 Lines? Oh, God, no, I hope not, Sue. He can't talk. 378 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,559 The lipstick's called Livid Peach. 379 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,959 I've had my hair done - look. Right. 380 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,239 Ugh, OK. 381 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,479 Oh, you're not going through with the head shots, Amy? 382 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,759 Well, I'm taking an amazing opportunity, yeah. 383 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,959 It's free money. For the photographer, sure. 384 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,039 Oh, my God, Dad, it's not a scam. 385 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,679 Well, I very much think it could be. 386 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:35,359 Yeah, and you also thought the window cleaner wasn't coming back, 387 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,239 and you bought a totally useless, really small wheelie bin. 388 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,399 Er, it's not useless, thank you, 389 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,359 cos now it's where I keep my peppermints. 390 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:46,479 Mm. And look. You know, I'm not saying my scam radar's faultless, 391 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,319 Amy, I'm just saying that any idiot can get business cards 392 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,839 and claim to run a modelling agency. 393 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,079 Don't I know it? 394 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:55,839 Oh! Oh! Rach, in fact, I found the old portfolio. 395 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,479 Oh. Oh, my God, no! 396 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,079 Peter Bilby's Office Supplies. Oh, don't get it out. 397 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,359 Oh! 398 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,759 Oh, my God. Yeah. No way. 399 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:05,799 That's not a magazine. 400 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,319 No. Well, yeah, no, it is. It's a catalogue. 401 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:10,959 Same thing, isn't it? There she is. Ay! There she is. 402 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,039 Wow! Look at that. Oh, gosh. Stunning. 403 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,479 Yeah. Gosh, it takes me back. 404 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,159 Yeah, I bet. Yeah, no, I'll have you know that Peter Bilby 405 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,679 was a very high-end supplier. 406 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,679 Yeah, I think I've heard about his Milan shows. 407 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,039 THEY LAUGH 408 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,799 That's a lovely filing cabinet. 409 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,239 Exactly. Thank you, Sue. 410 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,799 And also, check this one out. There's more?! 411 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,039 Yes, there is. Don't get them all out. 412 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,079 Domestic innovations wholesales UK. 413 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,679 Wow. Yeah. 414 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,719 Oh! 415 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,159 Oh, my God! 416 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,439 Oh, wow! 417 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,759 It's Milli Vanilli. 418 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,279 Is that you? Are you joking? 419 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,319 You've got your hand down the toilet! 420 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,559 That's showbiz. 421 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,039 Are you wearing a bog brush? 422 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,519 Er, it's a brush glove, yeah. It's fashion...of a kind. 423 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,319 It's the featured product. You know. 424 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,039 I mean, let this be a warning to you, Amy, you know. 425 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,479 These agents, they promise the earth, but you might end up, 426 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,359 you know... With your arm in a toilet! 427 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,719 THEY LAUGH And their career down there as well. 428 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,479 What does that mean? Yeah, no, great advice, Mum. 429 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,959 I won't wear that in my head shot. 430 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,159 Oh, erm, did you manage to wash that shirt, Granny? 431 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,759 Oh, yeah, I meant to say, you know, the placket's a bit frayed. 432 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:06,839 Er... 433 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,279 You know, the bit with the button holes? 434 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,799 Oh, yeah. I know. I know. 435 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,839 I need to, erm... Mum, where's that sewing machine? 436 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,879 Er, oh, I posted it this morning, it's gone. 437 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,679 But I asked to borrow it. 438 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,559 About two weeks ago. I sold it. 439 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,719 You'll have to do it by hand. 440 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,799 Well, that'll offset the speeding ticket, then. 441 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,159 How much did you get for it? It...it'll be �250. 442 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,879 Will be - why will be? 443 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,399 Because the buyer asked me to, er, send it off first 444 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,839 and then let them know the postage so they can reimburse me in full. 445 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,559 Oh, Mum. Uh-oh. 446 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,679 What? 447 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,919 Yeah, Rach, my scam radar's going mad. 448 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:37,839 What? Why? Yeah, they definitely should've paid you 449 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,279 before you sent it, babe. Yeah. 450 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,959 Yeah? Well, I thought they were just being nice. 451 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,839 Erm, nice? Oh, no. 452 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,119 Oh, no. 453 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,719 Has the buyer got any reviews or...? What's their star rating like? 454 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,599 Checking, just checking. 455 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,679 Oh, God. Come on. Oh, God! No. 456 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,519 No reviews at all. 457 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:53,999 Yeah, it's the first thing they've bought. 458 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,959 Yeah, that's a scam, Mum. 459 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,199 All day long. 460 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,919 Why...why do I bother? 461 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,559 Why do I ever bother doing anything? 462 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,719 No, don't know. 463 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,639 I mean, it won't have arrived yet. 464 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,839 Oh, that's a point. 465 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,199 If you only sent it this morning, you could, you know, 466 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,119 intercept it before it gets there. 467 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,599 Yes, love it, vigilante stylee. 468 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,159 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no. 469 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,799 These guys, they could be hardened criminal gangsters. 470 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,559 Well, you do it, then. You're the copper. 471 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,479 Make yourself useful for once. Yeah. Ah... I mean... 472 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,639 Where did you send it, Mum? 473 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,959 Er, Ann Abbot, 70 Lucknow Park, Birkenhead. 474 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,399 Where? Oh, that's right by Liverpool. 475 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,759 We can do the double. 476 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,719 Oh, Rachel, this is meant to be. 477 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,039 Yeah. I mean, we'd have to leave like this afternoon. 478 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,559 Great. OK, wait for me. 479 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,479 My photoshoot's in like an hour. Where's the shirt, Granny? 480 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,679 No. Hanging up in the garden - look. 481 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,999 Oh, right, OK. Yeah, well, watch out, Amy. 482 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,039 The door! 483 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,759 THUD! Oh! Oh, God! 484 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,559 Oh, my gawd. Oh, Amy! Amy! 485 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,639 God! All right, don't get up too quickly. 486 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,199 Oh, she's all right. Are you all right, love? 487 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,719 Oh, my God. What? 488 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,639 Atlas just laughed. Oh! 489 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,039 That was his first-ever laugh. 490 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,399 Oh, fantastic. 491 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,519 Oh, well done, Ames. 492 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,759 There go the head shots. 493 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,640 It was pretty funny, to be fair to him. 494 00:17:04,711 --> 00:17:06,799 Mm. 495 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,120 SHE CLEARS THROAT 496 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,760 It's beneath you, you know. 497 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,999 No, no, no, modelling. 498 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,399 Oh. It's a blessing you couldn't do the head shots. 499 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,919 Got so much more to offer. 500 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,039 Mm. I'm not sure I have, actually. 501 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,999 I thought you and Graham were going to set up a band? 502 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,039 Yeah, no, that's a stupid idea. 503 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,479 Not stupid. 504 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,479 Brave, maybe. 505 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,119 But that's why it's worth doing. It takes work. 506 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,399 KNOCK ON DOOR 507 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,519 Hi, so sorry to keep you. 508 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,519 Sam! Wonderful location you've got here. 509 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,239 So near Breck Road. 510 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,559 Do they still do the open-air market? 511 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,999 Er, I don't know. 512 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,159 Oh. 513 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,199 At least you've got Mr Gibbons on the corner for your sarnies. 514 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,719 That's flats now. 515 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,399 Yeah, can you please stop aggressively reminiscing 516 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,879 with someone clearly in their 30s? It won't work. 517 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,879 Sorry, is that shredder from Peter Bilby's Office Supplies? 518 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,839 I mean... No? 519 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,279 I... 520 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,719 It was here when I moved in. 521 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,559 I think it is. And you, Rach? 522 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,879 I think it is. Can you plea... 523 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,199 Sorry, sorry. Just tell us about the painting. 524 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,479 Yes, the painting. 525 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:15,519 Yeah, so size-wise, we've got a Ford Galaxy, right? 526 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,159 So if it's a big old Rothko or fresco, 527 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,639 then we can maybe strap it to the roof... 528 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,399 Put it on the roof. ..I think. Roof of the car. 529 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,639 Erm... 530 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,039 So... 531 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,519 What's this? Huh. 532 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,760 That's the painting Eric wanted Sue to have. 533 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,799 That's the painting? Yeah. 534 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,799 I reckon we'll get that in the car. 535 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,239 Er, yeah, we'll...we'll get it in the car, all right. 536 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,959 Do you have provenance? Provenan... Provenance?! 537 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,759 I don't... It's the term. No, I know it's the term. 538 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,079 I'm not an art expert. Erm... No, you're not. 539 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,439 Who...who's... Is it by someone? 540 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,639 Well, I suppose it has to be. 541 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:52,399 Because I know that modern art is famously...bad, 542 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,079 but...that's worse than normal. 543 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,439 Yeah. It's... 544 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,639 I don't think it's by a famous artist, no. 545 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,799 SCOFFING: No. I mean, I don't know who it's by. 546 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,919 Well, so what? We've come all this way... 547 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,359 Oh! ..to...to collect something that would be binned... 548 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,279 Oh, my goodness. ..in an asylum? 549 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,239 I mean... But that's... Waste of time. 550 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,319 That's a... Well, that's a scam, frankly. 551 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,399 It's a scam. It's me. 552 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,119 No, Mum. 553 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,920 It's by me. I painted it. 554 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,040 It's me and Uncle Eric. 555 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,760 Oh! Oh. 556 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,839 Oh... It's lovely. 557 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,480 Ah. Oh, Sue, that... 558 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:35,079 That is so beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. 559 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,159 Stunning. Look at the colours. 560 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,519 Gorgeous. The shapes and the... 561 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,119 the blob...blobs. It is. 562 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,639 It is. That's special. 563 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,919 And...and... Mm. 564 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,639 And when I said asylum... Mm. 565 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,919 ..I didn't mean as in, you know... 566 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,359 I mean, you get a fair few troubled geniuses, don't you? 567 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:54,079 Oh, gosh, you do. You know? In the art world. You do. Yeah. 568 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,679 What's with the plate on his head? 569 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,039 I wondered that. No, that...that's a beret. 570 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,559 He was in the Navy. 571 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,119 Oh, was he? Really? Yeah. 572 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,360 Indeed he was. He left you these as well... 573 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,119 Oh! Oh! 574 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,519 Whoa! Sick. 575 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,599 ..including a Distinguished Service Medal 576 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,719 for carrying two injured men to safety during enemy bombardment. 577 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,199 Oh, wow! Oh, my God. 578 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,119 What a hero! Yeah. 579 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,279 And his police medal's here. 580 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,839 The police?! 581 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:25,479 Oh, yeah, that's right - he joined the force after he left the Navy. 582 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,919 What? Well, no wonder I became a cop. 583 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,719 It's in the blood! HE LAUGHS 584 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,039 I'm a police officer. 585 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,759 The medals may be valuable, in fact. 586 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,399 Oh, really? If you were looking to sell them. 587 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,639 Yes, definitely. No. No way. 588 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,639 No way. No. Not at all. 589 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,279 Just more definition on the eyebrows. 590 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,159 Ge... No, I know. I know. I know you do. I'm just saying. 591 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,839 I'm not doing brows, I'm doing cheek... Oh. 592 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,639 Sorry. Hello. Sorry. 593 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,199 Sorry. Yeah, that's the boy's cousin, basically. 594 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,519 That's not some random perv. Hi. OK. 595 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,079 Right, well, do you want to bring lovely Atlas... 596 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,639 Atlas. ..over...over here and just pop him between the legs? 597 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,839 Yeah. Just, what, between the legs and then...? 598 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,879 Oh, sorry, the bear. The bear's legs. 599 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,359 Yes, that makes more sense. Yeah. 600 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,039 Let me pop him down here. 601 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,559 HE CHUCKLES OK. 602 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,159 So, erm, Mum and - is it agent? 603 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,159 Agent-slash-dad. Ciao. 604 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,839 What we're looking for is a lovely big smile. 605 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,319 OK. CLEARS THROAT 606 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,799 Ah... From Atlas. 607 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,399 Yeah, again, checks out. I'm so sorry. We're a bit nervous. 608 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,559 HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY Yeah. 609 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,719 Shall we go for one? Yeah, snap away. 610 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,839 Let me just pop him in posish. 611 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,879 Right. OK, get in the zone. 612 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,319 Get in the zone. You've got this. 613 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,519 You've got this, big guy. 614 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,399 OK? And... 615 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,240 ..let's have a smile. Atlas? 616 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,519 Er... 617 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,839 Smile! 618 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,679 Smile, Atlas. 619 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,119 Is he...is he normally this...serious? Yeah. 620 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,319 No. He... Yeah, he is. Well, he... No, no, he smirks 621 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,199 if I do my, er, my funny faces. 622 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,399 Oh, yeah, go on, do it, Robin. This is good. 623 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,399 Yeah. Yep. 624 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:52,040 ROBIN GURGLES 625 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,679 No, he's not...he's not finding it funny, so... 626 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,320 HE VOCALISES 627 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,920 Funnier, Robin, much...much funnier. 628 00:22:04,011 --> 00:22:09,239 I'm a monster a monster, a monster. It's not funny, Robin. 629 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,119 He's not finding it funny. Depends what you're into, doesn't it? 630 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,039 I'm try... I'm trying, babe. 631 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,599 IN "FUNNY" VOICE: Oh, Atlas. Atlas! 632 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,959 HE GURGLES 633 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,159 HE STRAINS AND FARTS 634 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,639 Robin. Er... 635 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,199 SHE LAUGHS OK. 636 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,600 OK, well, erm, look, erm... 637 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,519 Well, look, thanks so much for coming in. 638 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,599 Is that it? 639 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,039 Oh! Hold up, hold up. I know what'll do it. 640 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,439 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 641 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,319 He absolutely loves this, right? Right, oh...yeah. 642 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,879 Get ready with that camera. 643 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,559 You're about to get the money shot. 644 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,399 Argh! Whoa! 645 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,079 Ooh! Ah! Ooh! What the...? 646 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,239 Oh, my God! 647 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,399 Robin, what...what are you doing? What... Erm... 648 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,919 Did he laugh? No, of course not! No. 649 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,839 I'm sorry about... Oh, for... ..that. 650 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,519 Erm... Ow! We go again. 651 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,599 No, we don't go again! 652 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,839 You're obviously going to have to leave. 653 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,919 OK. OK. No, of course. 654 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,319 Be real with me, sister - 655 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,919 has the boy booked it? 656 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,079 No. No. 657 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,359 No. No. No. Because we damaged the studio. 658 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,519 Yeah. Among other things, yes. Among other things. 659 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,919 So... Oh, I've hurt my hip. 660 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,919 No-one cares. Glass has gone on these as well. 661 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,319 All right, stop talking. Oh, no, they're empty. 662 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,639 Why are you still talking? HE VOCALISES 663 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,319 Guys, can you just...? It's not the time. Shall we get out? 664 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,879 Yes. Go. Thank you. Yes, I'll go. I'm sorry. 665 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,159 I'm so sorry. I won't lie, it's going to take me a while to leave, 666 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,600 just cos, obviously... Hobbling. Ah! Just go! 667 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,560 Oh, Dad, your tiny bin. 668 00:23:32,351 --> 00:23:37,559 That is a much better use for it, to be fair, isn't it? Yeah. 669 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,239 Yeah. 670 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,520 Bye, Eric. 671 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,240 Thanks for being such a nice uncle to me. 672 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,720 I'll miss you. 673 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,960 Yes. 674 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,490 And... 675 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,759 ..on behalf of the Allies, 676 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:57,810 and Nato... 677 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,199 ..we thank you for your service. 678 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,080 Your bravery is an example to us all. 679 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,879 MURMURS: Oh. 680 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,200 WHISPERS: OK. 681 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,800 PHONE VIBRATES 682 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,480 You not going to get that? 683 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,239 I won't have time for it anyway. 684 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,279 Not if I'm doing the band. 685 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,240 Now, then, you should have his medals, Paul. 686 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,000 No, Mum. 687 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,560 I need to earn them first. 688 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,280 Come on. 689 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,079 What? 690 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,240 What does that mean? 691 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,160 Don't recognise any of this. 692 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,240 We were here this morning, Granny. 693 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,199 No, from the old days, I mean. 694 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,879 Oh. Oh, some homecoming, this is. 695 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,959 There's no-one left. 696 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,479 I'm going in. 697 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,600 Right. 698 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,239 This is for you, Uncle Eric. 699 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,799 Facta Non Verba. 700 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,999 What does that mean? It's the British Police motto - 701 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,639 "deeds, not words." 702 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,119 Isn't it "See it, say it, sorted"? 703 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,519 No. Oh... 704 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,239 Is the bodycam on, Sam? Er, yeah, it is. 705 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,440 BODYCAM BEEPS 706 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,759 Be careful. 707 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,160 Yeah, OK. 708 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,240 THUMPING ON DOOR Open up, police! 709 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,840 Look at him. 710 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,559 Quit stalling or I'll set the dogs on you. 711 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,319 Right, hands where I can see 'em, please. 712 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,719 I... What? Oh, goodness! What's happening? 713 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,719 Hands up or you'll be spending the night in the slammer! 714 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,159 Slammer?! Yes. What?! 715 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,079 She's quite old, isn't she? Really old. Yeah. 716 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,839 I don't know what's happening. Save it for the judge. 717 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,439 What the hell's happening here, then? 718 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,159 Officer Paul Jessop. 719 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,479 It's, er, come to our attention that your wife 720 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,559 is part of a scamming, er, gr...group. 721 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,759 This says Bedfordshire. 722 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,359 Yeah, I'm based in Bedford, yes, 723 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:08,159 but I'm part of a nationwide anti-scamming, er, squad. 724 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,959 Scamming?! Oh, Roland, 725 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,279 I don't know what's happening. Oh, don't worry. 726 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,479 Oh, no! Oh, my God, she's crying. 727 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:18,399 Can I ask, were you in receipt of a sewing machine this morning? 728 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,719 Yes, I was. Yeah? 729 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,079 Hang on a second. 730 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,679 Which was purchased on eBay, correct? 731 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,359 MAN: What's wrong with that, eh? 732 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,679 Er, I'll ask the questions here, buddy bud. 733 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,759 Oh, please don't send me to prison. 734 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,319 OK. Oh, bless her. 735 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,039 I don't believe it. What? 736 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,559 Er, get on the app now, right? 737 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,719 Transfer the money to the seller, and this can all just go away. 738 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,319 This is a scam, in't it? 739 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:39,719 Er, you're the scammer, mate. 740 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:43,359 I've read about scammers going around pretending to be police. 741 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,879 But I am police. 742 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,599 Well, we'll just give 'em a call and we'll find out, won't we? 743 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,319 Well, don't do that, please. 744 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,719 Anne? 745 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,039 Anne Flatley? 746 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,079 It's Sue. Sue Merriman. 747 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,359 Sue! What are you doing here? 748 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,479 Oh,! What's this? 749 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,919 I don't know. Anne and I were school friends. 750 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,519 Yeah, Mum... She was Anne Flatley when I knew her. 751 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,839 Ah! This is your son? 752 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,639 Paul, yeah. He's a policeman. 753 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,799 Yeah, well, I think they can see that, Mum. 754 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,719 And, regardless of your acquaintance, 755 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,079 we have intel that you haven't paid for that sewing machine. 756 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,199 So, technically, it is a stolen good. 757 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,719 I paid. 758 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,839 I paid a few hours ago on the app. 759 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,119 Didn't I? Aye. 760 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:24,639 As if! I would've seen it if you'd paid for it on the app, 761 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,439 and it's not... 762 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,079 Yeah. Yeah, no, she has paid. 763 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,479 Yeah, I've just seen that. 764 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,759 Sorry about that. 765 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,479 Erm, hello. 766 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,879 I am Rachel. 767 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,719 I am Sue's daughter-in-law. 768 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,799 I'm his wife. Sorry about him. 769 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,919 Erm, sorry. 770 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,039 Me?! Yeah, sorry. Sorry. 771 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,319 OK, good, then. 772 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,399 And, er, sorry. 773 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,439 I'm so sorry. 774 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,039 And we'll leave you now. We'll get out of your hair... 775 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,519 Yeah. ..and go home. 776 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,639 No, come on in. 777 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:56,919 I'll put the kettle on. 778 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,439 There's so much to catch up on. 779 00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,679 Oh, lovely! 780 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,919 ANNE CHUCKLES 781 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,359 OK! 782 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:05,080 SHE FORCES A LAUGH 783 00:28:05,081 --> 00:28:08,239 Well, that was embarrassing, wasn't it? 784 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,999 We going to sell them, then? Huh? No! No, I'm not. 785 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,479 This one's going for four grand on eBay. 786 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,639 Oh! Four grand. No, no, I... No? 787 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,439 I can't sell my heritage. 788 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,719 Can't you? No. 789 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,719 No. You'd only get scammed again anyway. 790 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,519 Yeah, exactly. And there's that. 791 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,999 OK. We are absolute mugs. 792 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,199 Yeah, we really, really are. 793 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,600 Both of us. 794 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,960 Why did you kiss your own hand? I don't know. 795 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,399 Yeah, sorry again. 796 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,799 797 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:44,480 between the eyes 798 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,879 799 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,679 800 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,639 801 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,319 that's lost its way 802 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,839 803 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:03,280 what's in store today... 804 00:29:03,330 --> 00:29:07,880 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0